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Since the very first day of our relations with women they always talked, talked, talked and kept talking till we, males OBEY!!!! Since now…..
By hard studies and researches of our married scientist, we invented and developed WOMEN SILENCER!!!!!!!

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Imported from huge uplands of Africa and educated to [...]

“we need another dish!”

I bought it because I thought it was SONY (just kidding).

I love people. There is always a solution, no matter how it looks.

Everyone has a “bowling soul” inside, no matter how and where they play it.

I wonder if anyone has tried that before

There are things that doesn’t seem to be happen in real life.
* Wherever you go, you find somewhere to park
* Opening doors with a credit card only takes couple of seconds
* All bombs are cut off in last two seconds
* Whatever you do, your lipstick is always there
* When you hear weird noises, instead of [...]

 
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything