Only Happens in Movies
There are things that doesn’t seem to be happen in real life.
* Wherever you go, you find somewhere to park
* Opening doors with a credit card only takes couple of seconds
* All bombs are cut off in last two seconds
* Whatever you do, your lipstick is always there
* When you hear weird noises, instead of being frightened you follow these noises
* If something bad wouldn’t happen, you never run out of gas in your car
* You always find a gun.
* All ugly women becomes world beauties when they take off their glasses and go to coiffeur
* All lonely women have a cat
* Ventilation spaces in buildings are always clean and the best place to hide.
* All whores are so friendly and caring
* When you turn off lights to go to bed, your room doesn’t become dark
* You can see the Eiffel Tower from all buildings in France.
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